"Last night Tracy,
Rachel and Alyssa hooked up the illist decadank desert I've ever had... coconut bliss ice cream in between two homemade hemp double chocolate chip cookies, with fresh strawberries mixed with Godiva chocolate liquor... I had a really long deliciogasm and was sugarstoned till morning"
"Damn, that sounds dope as
fuck, invite me over next time!"
"
Sorry man, you'
re gonna have to find your own kitchen savvy princess posse to chill with bro, Im not sharing this poontacular tastycake."