Skip to main content

Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.
Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.
by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025
mugGet the Football Creationist mug.
Related Words

Pumpernickel Creamsurprise

When you ejaculate large amounts of cum constantly inside of a yeast-infected-woman's vagina (or anus), to the point where cum rushes out of her vagina (or anus) and you use said cum, mixed with the yeast, to make a creamy, odorous pumpernickel bread that goes under the title "Pumpernickel Creamsurprise"
"My friend John and his girlfriend gave me a loaf of bread called a Pumpernickel Creamsurprise, I can't wait to try it!"
by poopybootycoolyfooly June 11, 2025
mugGet the Pumpernickel Creamsurprise mug.

Grease Crease

That last fart was a little suspect. I need to go give my grease crease a maintenance wipe.
by Crusty Blumpkin June 13, 2025
mugGet the Grease Crease mug.

Irish Creamsicle

An traditional act performed every St. Patrick's Day.

On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.

i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
by AeonicShadow August 2, 2025
mugGet the Irish Creamsicle mug.

Nocturnal Creative Process

The bizzare phenomena in which a person's mind becomes more explorative, creative, or thoughtful at night, ultimately leading to an increased amount of productivity not observed during daylight hours.
I was tapped in to my nocturnal creative process.
by bleedoutlay August 9, 2025
mugGet the Nocturnal Creative Process mug.

I created it

Hym "Which means it works how I say it works and you need to do what I'm telling you to do. I created it. You need to pay me to do that for you. I don't care how much you SPENT on it. You didn't PAY ME to create it and I'm not doing it for free. You are FULLY AND COMPLETELY subject to the terms of service. There are no loopholes. I am not liable for anything that happens while you are in violation of the terms of service. Which you currently are."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2025
mugGet the I created it mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email