Conflaggravate

To make a person so angry that they catch fire.

Normal Ted: Dude, you're so mainstream! I bet you listen to like Radiohead.
Hipster Atticus: AURRRGHHHHHAAARRR!
Normal Kate: Man, you really know how to conflaggravate people!

by nodelynk August 4, 2011

confugasm

A climax which plunges you into the black hole of uncertainty

(confugasm)
Timothy: "OooOOOHH??"

by fuckin fucksticks October 29, 2011

Confuseless

Feeling confused and useless. Especially applies to those with a medical condition or due to prescription medication.

I'm utterly confuseless!

by LdyLarke November 4, 2011

Confusity

The level of confuse of one object; usually used by EPIC people

"He has a lot of confusity in his life"

by Epicmo December 6, 2011

Confession Video

A video posted on Facebook where the poster "confesses" things about many people. These confessions are usually descriptions in the end and are extremely long and boring.

A Typical Confession Video...

Girl A: ------ your really nice and stuff...

Girl B: yeah...

5 hours later:

Girl A: Your nice as well...

by ThatGuyNextDoor January 6, 2012

Conference chill

Like a conference call, but chill.

Yo, you gonna hop in on this conference chill?

by MC Easy Penis January 18, 2012

Conference Ho

A senior member of one's organisation that spends the majority of his/her time attending conferences instead of doing useful work.

"Henley, my good man, pray tell, where is Raphael this fine morning?"
"I do believe he is travelling Europe, attending a 2 week Scala conference.."
"My God! That man is a Conference Ho, if I ever met one!"

by Didia October 6, 2012