coffee warlord

a drug addicted miscreant, requring a blend of caffeine and nicotine to survive

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

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when you ejaculate into a womens (or mans) hair and it goes threw onto the girl(orguys) chest

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by steve-o jr November 8, 2006

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Coffee Pot

Tea bagging someone so hard they taste it in the morning

Bob: Man what the hell happened to you??

Matt: I got coffee potted and now this taste won't go away!!

by Death's design September 11, 2010

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coffeeness

The state or degree of coffeeish qualities.

The coffeeness of Kara's shop was almost tangible.

by Zhou November 13, 2004

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A coffeehead is someone who enjoys drinking 6 to 7 cups of coffee a day, preferably in a cafe with their laptop so everyone can see them write.

Coffeeheads can usually be picked out doing:
- buying coffee
- dressing like their grandma/grandpa
- smoking cigarettes
- listening to somewhat indie music that no one has ever heard of, but plays constantly in cafes
- petting a fat cat
- reading/writing a novel
and things along those lines

Coffeeheads can usually be picked out wearing:
- mocassins
- skinny jeans that aren't too tight
- sweater vests/cardigans
- thick frame glasses
- some form of a beret
- a laptop/camera bag
- flannels
- scarfs (for men and women)
- a large purse/man bag
- tattoos and/or gauges

Chelsgay: "oh my god, i need coffee. i only had 2 cups today."
Chelsgay: "and i can't wear my mocassins because i just got my foot tattoo'd."
Chelsgay: "put on some dallas green, i need to calm down!"
Tricy: "go write a book in a cafe. you're such a fucking coffeehead, man."

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by tricyy April 19, 2009

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