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Attention Cock

The art of gaining a member of the opposite sex's attention by depraving them of attention thus resulting in sexual activity.
This normally takes place in a club / bar or a social setting.
"I went to the club last night and I used the attention cock on Sarah, she fell for it hook, line and sinker!"
by Kingbiller September 6, 2009
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crab cock

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot
by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020
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Cock Crammer

A person (male or female) who enjoys shoving a penis into a tight space, and cramming it.
I was having a good night with sally, turns out She's a Cock Crammer.
by Cock Crammer November 13, 2022
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cock facilitate

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.
by max100 May 31, 2009
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wooden cock

Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.
Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock
by Sexyassgrizzlybear May 26, 2016
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Cock Handshake

The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!

A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.

Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
by aimme dudevant July 4, 2012
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cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.
Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.
by Moojostuff November 18, 2009
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