wooden cock

Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.

Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock

by Sexyassgrizzlybear April 28, 2016

Mild Cock

A cocky person trying to cover up their arrogant behaviors with lame jokes/humor.

Brandon is such a "mild cock". I don't like him.

by Elephantshot March 10, 2014

Cock Crammer

A person (male or female) who enjoys shoving a penis into a tight space, and cramming it.

I was having a good night with sally, turns out She's a Cock Crammer.

by Cock Crammer November 14, 2022

Cock Pilot

A cock pilot is a woman who rides a dick

Me: "My girlfriend is such a cock pilot"

Friend: "I've never had sex with my girlfriend before"

Me: "Sad."

by Highs69 May 14, 2021

Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.

1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.

by Bagel Dave July 03, 2006

Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.

Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 31, 2004

Cock starving

A person who hasn't had sex in a while and craves to be fucked

"Damn that bitch was cock STARVING!"

by Daddy'sSmolBadBoi September 18, 2018