Celluloid Bulimia

An alarming trend in Hollywood where classic movies in various genres are re-chewed by some worthless piece of shit hack who has no ideas of their own and puked up to audiences who either 1. Don't know any better ie. Didn't know that the movie in question is/was a remake or 2. Just don't give a fuck.

As of 2008 there were 172 acts of celluloid bulimia and the trend continues. We as movie watchers and lovers of these movies, or some of them, wish that Hollywood would get some help for their celluloid bulimia, or find someone with an original idea... and fast.

by Zachariah Langley October 22, 2010

celluvibratosis

the sensation that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket when it isn't (in your pocket).

Dude, I thought you were calling me but it was just celluvibratosis.

by SactoDan January 4, 2011

cellulaire device

a cell phone, something most teenagers have and use on a daily basis.

Guy 1 "I lost my cellulaire device! Can you call it for me?"
Guy 2 "yeah sure."

by marianastrench=<3 March 5, 2011

cellotomy

Removal of the cell phone from someone who just can't let it go. Also cellectomy (from the roots cell phone + lobotomy/appendectomy)

That girl is talking so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.

Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!

or

The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy

by thesalad June 12, 2011

cellph portrait

A picture taken of yourself with your cell phone. Usually taken in a bathroom mirror or by holding camera at arm's length. Used for sexting or social media.

I texted her my cellph portrait before I saw who was in the background, now I'm busted!

by GeorgeWJeff November 13, 2011

cellfool

public nuisance who obstructs or endangers others by driving or walking with his phone in his ear and his head up his ass.

He's a major-league cellfool, with three talking-while-driving accidents to his discredit.

by obillo December 19, 2011

celltog

People who think having a cell phone with a camera makes them a great photographer.

The celltog didn't understand why the family was so upset with the quality of the family portraits after all, he did it for free.

by jibberish joe July 1, 2012