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shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader March 30, 2012
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Cafe Camping

The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.
Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.

Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013
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groop camping

Term typically used by festival goers to describe a group camping ticket package. Ensures everyone in your groop will have adjacent campsites.
We should buy the groop camping package so we won't end up on opposite ends of the campsite.
by swp33 May 17, 2014
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illegal camping

The act of finding a super badass illegal place to spend the night with your lady counterpart. Many times this evening is comprised of "bonding" usually of the kinky variety. Usually a campfire is not actually necessary...things will get hot.
Aye girl, we should go camping.... Illegal camping ;)
by walker4209 October 27, 2014
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brown camping

(Derived from brown nosing). The art of living in the bosses arse.
To curry favour by exceedingly sycophantic behavior.
Mark was successfully awarded the overseas project on the merit of his brown camping..
by arsemonkey August 17, 2014
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Public Cupping

He was public cupping for everyone to see
by Ticklerton March 9, 2015
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Chit clapping

Trapping a bear, then sticking a dildo in its ear while riding a unicorn and masturbating with a dill pickle on the third Monday of the month at 7:25 am.
So Aspen and I were chit clapping today when her man texted and wanted her to come home.
by Thefancypickle March 7, 2016
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