Condom

The thing your parents should've used.

"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."

by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022

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Candimione

A very beautiful lady, smart, friendly, can be a little moody sometimes, but extremely loving and caring with the most important people's in her life.... She is really not that hard to impress and very appreciative, she appreciates small gesture's and your imperfections... If you have a Candimione in your life keep her and never EVER let her go, or it will be your loss...

Michelle: Oh, I love how appreciative she of a person she is!...
Alice: I know right, she's such a Candimione

by Candimione March 31, 2022

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Condom

Condom, cockcoozie, kidnapper what ever your you call them your parents wished they used them.

I forgot to use a condom when i banged your mom last night so say hi to your sister for me

by Nexus the memer May 9, 2022

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Condom

Delete us the fetus

Condom means baby go bye bye

by Obsidian knight June 27, 2022

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Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.

Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

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