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California snickerdoodle

When a dude shits on you then you lick his nuts and then fuck his dog. Afterwards you take the shit and shove it back up asshole.
Person one:I love to do the California snickerdoodle
Person two:Wow that’s just weird dude
by Antsinyapants January 6, 2023
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Hotel California

1. A song made famous by the Eagles; one of the most recognizable songs of their career.
2. One of the few songs to give me nightmares as a child due to the imagery the song induced.
3. One of my all-time favorite songs by ANY band.

To me, the song represents a first time using drugs that goes HORRIBLY wrong.

Allow me to clarify. In the first verse, the lines "There she stood in the doorway / I heard the mission bell / And I was thinking to myself / This could be heaven or this could be hell" is where he meets the woman who introduces him to this new drug and convinces him to use it. The next lines "Then she lit up a candle / And she showed me the way" is where she actually helps him to use this drug, as he's unfamiliar with it.

In the third verse, the high takes a fast turn for the worse. "In the master's chambers / They gathered for the feast / They stab it with their steely knives / But they just can't kill the beast" marks where the hallucinations take a darker, frightening turn.

"Last thing I remember / I was running for the door" is his natural reaction of trying to escape the horror. "I had to find the passage back / To the place I was before" is the futility of trying to escape the place his mind was dragged to.

"'Relax,' said the night man / 'We are programmed to receive / You can check out any time you like / But you can never leave'" are the final lines to the song, and feed into the paranoia the drugs have induced along with the hallucination.
Hotel California gave me nightmares as a child.
by schizonephilim October 26, 2018
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caleifoshizzle

1.to be confused in such a manner it impares your speech
2. to get so confused you mess up your words
3. the state of ultimate confusion
what a caleifoshizzle of a question
man im caleifoshizzled
by Cameron Forbes December 5, 2007
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Calicore

A type of music core genre (metalcore, hardcore, emocore, etc.), featuring California style clothes such as Hollister and Abercrombie and skin tans, along with a death metal sounding music.
Calicore bands aren't cool yet.
by IndustrialLive March 7, 2009
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Calcificate

- calcificate, calcify, calcification, calcium.

- to surround a foreign object, that can potentially harm the human body, with calcium.

- to resemble the process of calcification.

- examples of items the body might calcificate: tumors, still born babies, parasitic twins, items lost during surgery (i.e. gauze, scalpel).
When the human body considers an item within it as foreign, it either rejects it, absorbs it, or calcificates it.

Things in life were hard and what she’d learned as a child was to cocoon, calcificate jagged, polluting experiences. Compartmentalizing them in a box, in a bag, in a box, in a bag, in another box, like her mother stored holiday decorations. She hid the ugliness she came across in a storage shed in the dark recesses of her mind. Engulfed by party supplies, stuffed animals, her sister’s prom dress and winter clothes the darkness hibernated.
by Agentmg17 February 27, 2011
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calf game

The thickness and strengh of your calves
GET YO CALF GAME UP!!!!!!!!
by WicKid April 12, 2014
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calfire

A department full of hypocrisy and asshatery.
Don’t manage that incident like Calfire.
by Forcey B. January 8, 2019
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