to have a cow

an alteration of the term ' to have kittens' to strongly overreact to a situation.

I scratched my Dad's car and he had a cow -now I am not allowed to borrow it for a year!

by Intensity January 9, 2005

Mad Cow Disease

Waking up in the morning to the sad realization that at last night's party you were seduced by a crazy, fat female. You had sexual relations with her and in the morning you woke up crazy.

"...dude last night I was at jimmy's and I banged some fat chick, I got mad cow disease this morning.."

by Bigsby May 2, 2008

fat cow

bovine mammal with inordinate volume of fat tissue

Yo 'sup?! This beef is only 80% lean - must have come from one fat cow, mothafucka!

by Truth2Power August 24, 2004

Wisconsin Cow Plow

After fucking a large, pregnant woman, finish by blowing your man cheese all over her tits. Once this is finished, have her lactate onto your penis and proceed to suck your dick.

-You see that fat chick Joe meet at that party?
-Yeah, the pregnant one.
-I heard he pulled of the Wisconsin Cow Plow!

by ANTPATALE January 29, 2009

sex cow

Really hot female you love to have monogamous sexual intercourse with

Hey david, meet my sex cow.

by hiitsme85 July 20, 2015

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

moo cow

1. a fat hefer of a girl who, were she to graze with a herd of actual cows, would be utterly indistinguishable.
2. used loosely as a generic term for an ugly female

Wonder if that fugly moo cow has a contract with Kraft, uggggghh!!

by Farmer Brown July 15, 2003