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Cosmo Block

When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.
Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."
by bigtimehotshot August 3, 2010
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cosmetic whore

A girl who switches brand loyalty depending on who has a free gift with purchase.
I am such a cosmetic whore. Last week I loved Clinique, this week it's Lancome ~ Great free gwp.
by Blame Ceiling Hue September 8, 2010
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Cosmeloctician

Someone who is a licensed cosmetologist and specializes in dreadlock care, maintenence, and styling; but also does perform all of the services professionally linked to being a cosmetologist.
My Cosmeloctician takes great care of my hair/locs, can color my locs, style my locs and gives me professional advice on the health of my hair and scalp.
by JenniferTheCosmeloctician April 19, 2011
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Cosmikaze

A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.
"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
by Bdamn August 23, 2011
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Cosmic Party Syndrome

The paranoid and irrational belief that there's always a better, cooler, hipper party going on somewhere else that you can never get to.
Jez: This party is just great, isn't it?

Mark: Don't try to hide it Jez, you and me both know that you're suffering from Cosmic Party Syndrome right now.
by Wantai September 23, 2012
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cosmetician

A trained make-up professional in the funeral industry, a beautician who works in mortuaries to ready a corpse for presentation and viewing.
Callie Parrish, protagonist of Fran Rizer's novels, is a cosmetician at Middleton's Mortuary in South Carolina.
by UnicornTapestry October 29, 2012
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cosby sled

Verb.

The cosby sled is less of a sexual adventure, and more of a beautiful piece of artwork. To initiate the process you must very discreetly drop a roofie in a girls drink, wait until she passes out, then bring her back to your house. Next comes the best part; you insert your penis into the girl, then full on ride her unconscious body, sled-style down a flight of stairs. The execution may be a bit difficult, so you may want to get a few friends to judge on your dismount/form etc.
(at a party)
guy 1: Bro that girl over there just passed out and someone took her home.
guy 2: If i were him i totally cosby sled that dumb bitch.
by a16 June 2, 2016
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