A+ double star Gumby stamp comment

A grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals

kitten waffle: "Hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a A+ double star Gumby stamp comment."

by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 16, 2010

coloured commonwealth cousin

A term used in the UK to signify a black person

"theres John, hes one dull coloured commonwealth cousin"

by Ste Crayston November 1, 2006

black commanche

Nice way of saying nigger.

Hey, look at all those black commanches in the welfare line.

by Tony Troung October 10, 2007

Comment whore

A person who comments on everything on facebook

Guy:(looks at his computer) God she is such a comment whore, thats the 4th thing she's commented on in the lat ten minutes.

by msi4life March 30, 2009

commander-in-chief

1. n. A self-masturbatory term President Bush uses to reassure himself of his own superiority.

2. n. A term President Bush uses when he is asked a question he does not know the answer to.

Q: "Mr. Bush, do you take advice from your father?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

Q: "Mr. Bush, why, again, did we invade Iraq?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

by January 20th, 2009 December 7, 2006

Commando

1: To go without underwear

2: to have sexual intercourse without the use of a condom

Mary decided for our 1 year anniversary that tonight we would have sex commando style..

by anime-Trivium February 13, 2010

penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008