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wood chucking

Using exessive teeth on the chotch or penis
"She started wood chucking my junk, so I was forced to stab the bitch/ho"
by Alex Langston January 11, 2009
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Chuck Fuck

A variation of a ninja fuck but with Chuck Norris. When a man is screwing a broad and stops, steps to the side, and roundhouses an oversized dildo directly into her anus, much like a hammer hitting a nail.
When you Chuck fuck, scream "This Is Sparta!" at the top of your lungs.
by Lukania December 17, 2008
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chucked

When a girl/guy uses someone for sex and then kicks them to the curb...

"Fuck 'em and Chuck 'em"
by Andrea Morgan June 5, 2005
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chuck wagon

An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.

To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.

A Phantom farter.
Damn Joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?
by Ken Gman February 23, 2008
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Jigawana Spear Chucker

A horny neighbor that does cartwheels without wearing underwear. Also looks like she should be in the jungle
throwing spears instead of living in civilization.
Girls named Raquel who have no morals. "Look!! Here comes the Jigawana Spear Chucker!!"
by Slutsisterfromhell October 1, 2007
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two buck chuck

a wine with its orgins being in american airlines, outlawed on airplanes after american government crackdowns, it was then bought en masse by Trader Joe's at an extremely low price, as such Trader Joe's was able to sell said wine to the public at a low cost ($2.00) while still turning a large profit, being called Chuck as it rhyms with Buck (an american slang term for dollar) and is a nickname for a person named Charles with the actual name of the wine being Charles Shaw
Person A : "I'm going to Trader Joe's, do you want anything?"
Person B : "Ya, get me some Two Buck Chuck"
Person A : "okay"
by boring old me December 31, 2004
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"You Got Chuck'd"

What person A says to person B shortly after person A roundhouse kicks the shit out of person B. Comes from Chuck Norris.

Disclaimer: if you say this, you must loudly beg for mercy, as if you dont Chuck Norris will fall from the sky and use your legs as chopsticks.
*Bill roundhouse kicks Mike*
Mike: Ow!
Bill: "You Got Chuck'd"
*Pause*
Bill: Chuck Norris, I have erred in my judgement, please spare a humble pheasant in your all-seeing eye!
*Chuck Norris falls from sky, winks at Bill, and proceeds to impregnate every woman in a five mile radius simulaneously*
by [Undefined] May 10, 2006
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