Buttless

Without a sense of humor

Claire is buttless

by Unbuttless March 29, 2019

Battle Scope

A strange head gear toy made by Arnone. This amazing toy can act as a periscope that sucks in water and shoots it out. This awesome idea was stolen by some prick company and Arnone got nothing. Bastards.

Arnone: So, yoo squeeeze de, de ..things on ze side and it inhales water and zen you can fiiiiire it at ze enemy! I call eet ze BATTLESCOPE!!

by Dame April 8, 2005

battlemander

The salamander version of a battleship.

"You sunk my battlemander!"

by Jordachi March 16, 2008

battle cocktail

crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases

They went on a ten hour crack binge at their army friend's "battle cocktail" party.

by McNigglet January 11, 2008

Battle of Hindu Kush

In GI Joe: When a top secret Russian spy craft crashed in the Hindu Kush, Afghanistan, the mission was to retrieve a gravity control device before either Cobra or Russia's October Guard.

Appeared in issue six and seven of GI Joe

Hey Riley, did you see the episode of GI Joe about the Battle of Hindu Kush last Night?

by Jesus Lizard November 27, 2009

battle of the text-es

A battle of words that takes place via text messages with a member of the opposite sex.

Person A: Why are you so pissed off?

Person B: I just let my ex suck me into a battle of the text-es.

by Thegirlwhogetsit June 24, 2010

Battle Broyale

a physical, testosterone-driven conflict between a comically excessive number of bro (usually opposing bro squads), especially when the aforementioned bros are inebriated and the offense in question is either petty or even nonexistent. Once this pseudo-offense occurs, a battle broyale will escalate extremely rapidly and must resolve of its own volition. It is best for bystanders to remain uninvolved and, if necessary, diverge themselves from the path of the conflict. Signs of an impending battle broyale include, but are not limited to: aggressive body posture of the general bro assembly; the removing of any remaining polos, tap out, affliction (ect.) shirts; the bowing of chests (bare or otherwise); statements like "WTF Bro?". All bros involved in a battle broyale, inebriated as they are, will leave it believe they are clearly the victor and making claims such as, "you should see the other guy!" It is for this reason that battle broyales are a frequently reoccurring event in brodom.

as a subject: The bros bumped shoulders and a battle broyale began forthwith.

as an object: His need to brotect Derrick resulted in a colossal battle broyale.

by music man 41 August 10, 2010