birthday text

Sexting someone on their birthday.

Ala "Birthday Sex".

Jason: "My girl gave me birthday text today..."

Carlos: "Dude... get off the beach and get a life!"
Jason: "I can't help it, I just love my msn messenger!"

by Papi Flow July 19, 2009

champaign birthday

champaign birthday is the birthday when your age matches the day you were born
example: you are born on may 18 your champaign birthday is when you turn 18

girl: its your champaigh birthday in two years
boy: in america you have to be 21 to drink alchohol not 18
girl: not your born may so your "champaign birthday" is when you are 18

by furby1122 May 18, 2009

After Birth

(noun): Shortly after taking a massive crap, you have the sudden urgency to go again. The second time around it is called after birth.

After walking down the hall after my time on the throne was complete, I sprinted back the way I came knowing the after birth was on its way.

by Fishstick1331 October 13, 2011

European birth control

When one finds himself without a condom or has run out, it is the act of anal sex. As anyone who has watched a lot of Euro porn can tell you, anal is as common in Europe as the high-five. And, we do thank-you for that.

"Look at the ass on that babe; I'm hoping for a little European birth control tonight."

by EuroBC November 6, 2013

bartholin gland

This is a small gland about the size of a kidney bean that sits above the vulva just before the vagina. It is responsible for producing vaginal fluids so that sexual intercourse is smooth and lubricated. Older women often have a faulty bartholins gland, hence they suffer from a dry vagina. The odour of the lubricating juice from the bartholins gland is often dependent on the womans diet, but in younger women the odour could be described as slightly fishy. Red Heads bartholin gland secretions are particularly pungent and cunnilingus is a very tasty affair with Red Heads.

Sandra my girlfriend was a Red Head and her bartholin gland always produced plenty of vaginal juice for my enjoyment during cunnilingus. So pungent was her odour that I used brown bread to mop up her juices and I snacked upon her secretions with relish.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

birthday present

(n) alcohol

let's go get alex a birthday present.

by Zramislame October 13, 2008

Birthday Bunny

a birthday slave, this person must do whatever the birthday person says....no matter how ridiculous.
A Birthday Bunny is like a Playboy Bunny except not used for sex (or could be depending on the wish of the birthday person)

Lyndsie's Birthday Bunny

by My Hooker Friend June 13, 2010