beach

The setting for most erotic, pornographic stories.

I fucked my best friend's wife real good on the beach and she's asking for more.

by Truthteller2 November 9, 2008

beach giraffe

The type of giraffe that lives at the beach. They commonly hang out with beach llamas. They make the sound "blaaaeugh" and stick out their tongues.

"Do you see the beach giraffe over there? It's actually going into the water!"

by PnkRckPrncssLM December 19, 2006

Imperial Beach

The Asshole Capital of the world. Once a nice place, now just full of human locusts who make the world worse than it already is.

Mar Vista High School is located in the cesspool known as Imperial Beach, California.

by Cab_Zapata January 15, 2008

beach scarring

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.

"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."

by dave March 28, 2003

beachiecc

moronic, ignorant person, female

damn that bitch is beachiecc

by mark thompson January 28, 2005

Beach Peeking

To secretly peek at someone's body at the beach to check them out, such as their abs or their boobs.

Hey dude, I was just beach peeking at that girl over there and she has an amazing butt

by chrispybacon25 August 9, 2009

Beach Wale

A person who's second name is beach and has the body mass of a wale. Someone who should use the schools facilities to benefit them selfs i.e stop using the kitchen facilities and start using the MPH...

Student: Hey miss beach

Miss Beach: Can't you see I'm eating double chocolate super size me cake???

Student: but thats my birthday cake

Miss Beach: well its confiscated now (nom nom nom burpppsss)....

Student: Stupid Beach Wale

by Beach Wale Hater July 25, 2011