barney'd-out

when a person overdoses on watching children's videos and listening to children's songs to the point of forgetting who they are, wanting to tear their hair out and run through the streets screaming to find some relief from the self induced kiddie-coma they experience on an almost constant basis... originating from the extremely popular children's tv show "Barney" about a purple dinosaur.

Its your turn to be with the baby... I'm all barney'd-out and about to go postal with a semi-automatic.

by hmf December 22, 2014

barney skin

When you're tired as hell and the bags under your eyes are green and purple.

Rodney: Damn that bitch has mad barney skin!
Jeff: Did she even get any sleep last night?

by idontlovelittlekids January 13, 2016

barnwell high school

Prison.

Straight prison.

We have bars on our Windows.

You go to Barnwell high school?

Yup.

by _skittles_ February 28, 2017

Barnacle

A queer or a fag

Man 1: Dude, your a fucking cunt!
Man 2: Fuck you, you fucking barnacle!

by Jeff39 April 7, 2017

Barnhole

Her vagina or butthole (depending on context) is as big as a barn.

'That girl has a barnhole' or 'nuh, she got barnhole' or
as a nickname reference, 'Sarah barnhole' or 'Jacki got barnhole'

by Bobblelisshoous April 24, 2017

barnaloaf

A person who is overweight and extremely annoying. Often times think highly of themselves, but should not.

Kayla; ew, did you hear marissa had sex with Evan?

Mary; no way, marissa is a barnaloaf. She’s probably lying.

by Ccfuckwithme October 27, 2017

Barney Bad-ass

A person who acts like a tough guy, but can't back it up. The term derives from the character of Barney Fife, the Deputy Sheriff of Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show who often acted tough when he was obviously not tough at all.

You're getting all Barney Fife on me. You're acting like a Barney bad-ass.

by JJFoote November 2, 2017