canadian bottle rocket

The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.

No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.

by ringoctopus March 9, 2015

Battlefield 1

A game that is better than Infinite Warfare.

Gamer 1: "Dude did you hear about battlefield 1?"

Gamer 2: "Yeah man, it looks sick!"

Gamer 1: #RIPCOD

by IshTheFishLikesFish May 15, 2016

bottle it

To lose courage at the last moment and not do something once intended to do.

Steve, "The 2017 China FA Cup Final was such a bottle show! SIPG can really bottle it."

Brandon, "What do you mean?

Steve, "I mean SIPG FC just gave up after conceding an unforgettable goal from Obafemi Martins. They just admitted to themselves that there is only one football team that represents Shanghai."

Brandon, "Yeah, SIPG bottle big matches better than anyone in the league."

by Only Shenhua Rep Shanghai July 24, 2019

Battleno

The PM of MPC who loves anime so much.

Did you know Battleno loves anime?

by All of MPC May 25, 2021

The Batter

some random guy in a baseball uniform who appeared in this post-apocalyptic world. hates ghosts and will beat the shit out of anyone who's hostile to him.

The Batter is my favorite protagonist, he's badass even.

by qweurtyip809 July 14, 2023

battletech

Originating around about 1984, Battletech is a game set between 28th and the 32nd centuries (depending on what era you choose to set your battle in) pitting interstellar powers against each other. The main weapon of choice is the Battlemech: a 6 story tall walking tank ranging in weight from 20 to 100 tons that carry varrying weapons loadouts depending on the mission at hand. Battlemechs come in all different shapes and sizes. Some are built for speed, while others are built for firepower or a combination of both. There are also an assortment of tanks, support vehicles, artillery pieces, battle armor infantry and a myriad of other units that can be used to play as well. At first the game was played by moving pewter mechs (some of the really old ones are made of lead) on a map with the objective of destroying your enemy. Battletech expanded to the Mechwarrior RPG, the Mechwarrior PC and console gaming series, the now-defunct Battletech Collectable Card Game, and the more recent Mechwarrior: The Dark Age, which is similar in concept to Marvel Heroclix.

"I was playin Battletech over at Clint's the other day, and I blew the head off his Atlas with one of my Thunder Hawk's Gauss Rifles. He wasn't very happy, lol."

by bigjimdx September 16, 2005

Gamer Bottle

A bottle a gamer will keep under their desks to urinate in to save precious time for gaming. The gamer, clenches a funnel between his or her legs with a tube and bottle attached to the end of said funnel. The gamer can then proceed to game while releasing what was once 'Mountain-Dew' into their gamer bottle.

The discord admin brags about the efficiency of his usage with the gamer bottle and how he can remain gaming while doing necessary urination

by KissmyAsh69 August 14, 2019