Scruntchy balls

When your pants fit loose so you use a belt to tighten them the pants fold weird where the zipper is looking very weird and stuffy for the balls

I bought these pair of jeans they weren’t my size, so I used a belt but it gave me scruntchy balls

by 29* December 4, 2018

Holiday Balls

1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell.

2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.

1. Having lost his girlfriend back in October, Carlos spent the month of December with holiday balls.

2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Nick balls

When you cut your balls while shaving.

Man, i nicked balled myself the other day.
Jeff got nick balls lmao.

by DoodleArtz March 24, 2019

Big Balls Ragnar

The most macho man in the world, cuts his pancakes with a chainsaw, has sex with your auntie, and has the fattest balls in the whole world.

Damn, that is one Big Balls Ragnar right there!

by bigballsulfur April 1, 2019

Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

Corona Balls

When you've been in quarantine for 7 weeks and the hormones are legit.

Bro I'm fucking dyingggg. This bitch left me on read and I got corona balls.

by realmanedog April 25, 2020

bengal balls

Testicles that have been inadvertently sprayed with insecticide or other chemical agent as a result of mistakingly grabbing the insecticide or other offending spray instead of the anti-fungal spray. The name is a reference to Bengal Gold roach spray.

Ahhh my bengal balls burn . I grabbed to Bengal spray instead of the Lotrimin.

by Vato-Electric March 26, 2021