Arse fearer

A man who fears the thought of anal sex with another man of his gender, possibly due to their own surpressed homosexual urges.

"Come and get some, or are you too scared you big arse fearer, you!?"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

Arsehole Boogaloo

A rare fungal infection of the anus, most often caused by the application of plum jam. Symptoms include itching, burning, and the appearance of visible parasites whose movements give the appearance of a disco dance party going on in your ass. It is easily cured with antibiotics.

After last weekend's orgy, Timmy got a case of Arsehole Boogaloo so bad, you could see the party going on through his jeans.

by HappybirthdayXXX February 1, 2009

couldn't be rat-arsed

In other words, couldn't be bothered.

We tried to get him to send in the form on time, but he couldn't be rat-arsed.

by Fearman May 24, 2008

arse wax (ass-wax)

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & guards against unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!

by bagpus is a fairy cat March 16, 2003

Lard Arse

A person whose arse has absorbed much to much lard and has resulted in them being a lard arse.

"That Micheal Parkinson is quite the lard arse"

by FlOrEnCe ! ! ! ! ! July 21, 2008

Arse

A curse used in Ireland...

Person 1: "The boss wants you in his office.. He looks pretty mad"
Person 2: "ARSE!"

(Seen regularly in Father Ted.. a hilarious TV Series about Priests in Ireland)

by Cully January 2, 2007

Split arse

A female maggot who congealed in Sunderland.

That split arse tea towel holder is a right maggot

by Chipsnoviniger January 18, 2019