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Millennial Aspirin

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?
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Soggy asparagus

Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs
John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed
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Hydroerotic Asphyxiation

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation - is a form of auto erotica asphyxiation. The subject places their head in a public restroom toilet while masterbating to deprive the subject of oxygen hightening the excitement and pleasure of the masterbater's experience.
A man was found half naked and unconscious in a stall of the JC Pennies men's room covered in water and semen with a subtle smile on his face. An obvious victim of Hydroerotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
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Merrily Asphyxiate

Hurry! Good... Girl? Boy?
Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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premature aspeechiation

A person or people who hurry and say things about a person in order to establish a false narrative of someone.
Most likely someone that they know that no one else knows and has not met yet. A person who has to be the first one to say it so everything after that would just be seen as retaliation.
To mak an innocent person look bad and making it harder to be able to defend themselves.
Most likely someone who is in a position of authority or someone who has a relationship of some kind with someone in an authority position.
A person who is most likely going to play a victim as soon as their narrative is not being met.

Just the ability to be able to expel words out of their mouth just because they know how to say words. And knowing there will not be consequences to their actions. Knowing they have protection.

They ask questions at inappropriate times and yet seen as appropriate to others because the scenes and scenarios have already been made out in their heads.
A person who is going to ask, "what is wrong" when things are not going the way they've already said ( to everyone else ) it would have gone.

In so many or a lot of words.
The person challenging people is told that you should know better. No matter how much you are in the right and you should defend yourself.

Making people who now have to defend themselves. look weaker, because they don't want to accept the false narrative as "THE FACT". That they should just accept and deal with it and stop lying to themselves.
This person has such diarrhea of the mouth, they have permanently developed premature aspeechiation.
by TheMoreYouBro December 16, 2025
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shred some asphalt

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.
by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010
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The Netflix Aspect

The common phenomenon of spending hours binge watching shows in an attempt to add an air of mystery and coolness about oneself or protect oneself against feelings.
"I should snapchat my friends that I'm at home watching Netflix alone"
"They must be exhibiting signs of The Netflix Aspect"
by sewshi October 3, 2016
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