African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

african sandstorm

when your wife has such a sandy vagina that ehen she squirts sand goes everywhere

Not the african Sandstorm!

by shrekdankmemelord420 February 21, 2017

African bagel

When you slide your penis trough a bagel into a females vagina.

I'm going to African bagel you tonight.

by Jewhunter457 February 21, 2017

african creamsicle

When u take a burnt hotdog, nut on it and poke your babbys momma in the eye.

My dad gave my mom an african creamsicle and ruined thanksgiving dinner with the inlaws

by Magg_ly May 22, 2017

african fag

Adrian fag is when you put a african man in the toilet while fingering his asshole while eating greek yoghurt

Oh Jonny what an african fag we did today

by Assbuttinnigger June 3, 2017

African-Erect

An erection whichgoes more than 180° and therefore bulges into the groin.

"Luke, that blond chick made me go African-Erect. It feels so good..."

by BigDickGiles [TeamElliot] June 18, 2017

african cactus

Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass

"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"

by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017