Wet Kevin

The act of attempting to curl out a solid turn onto a partners stomach, but proceeding to shower them in liquid faecal matter

"That large Mexican man just gave me a wet Kevin!"

by Donc1305 February 15, 2023

wet valley

A term used to describe the moisture content of a females sexual organs when aroused

She knew she fancied him as she had a wet valley within seconds of kissing him

I could tell she was aroused by her amazing wet valley

by Crabby123 and Super Fox January 22, 2014

wet Biden

A nasty smelling poop-producing, have-to-change-your-clothes fart.

Mitchell ran home to change his clothes because he cut a wet Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021

Wet Wallace

When you hock a loogie into a girls vagina

Baby I can't wait to give you a Wet Wallace when we get home.

by DumbDildo473 December 26, 2016

Wet Storm

Your girl when she see’s the Warzone dub we are about to drop.

“Dude, Sorry about your girlfriend... there’s a Wet Storm in your house after seeing that dub”

by JetMoose August 5, 2020

wet shirley

The act of fingering a female's vagina, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear.

I can't believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!

by AndiStarr114 November 25, 2016

wet woody

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015