Steven Sadness

Jordan is being such a Steven Sadness right now
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Steven Connelly

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly
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Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.
Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..
by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021
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Steven burns it

When you really mean something and you want people to know it’s true you Steven burns it
Yeh he really pushed him off a deck, I Steven burns it
by Noojo January 23, 2021
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James stevens

A shitty madden player that only blitzes
James stevens sucks
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Steven Bahm

A very rare person who you only see when something important is going on. This person likes to show up and still the limelight but will disappear when nothing benefits him. If one asks to borrow your coat, do not lend it to him...unless it's a coat you have no use for and do not want to see again.

"Hey man, didn't you fix that water
"Hey man, didn't you fix that water cooler? Yeah I did, but Steven Bahm came in and stole the spotlight. Now everyone thinks he fixed it"

"That's a nice jacket. Didn't you have one like that? I did, but it got Bahmed the other day."
by you know who and why August 23, 2013
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Steven Bradburied

It means to come first because you're the last person standing based on his performance in the 1,000 m event at the 2002 winter olympic of Stwven Bradbury. All of his opponents were involved in a last corner pile-up and he sailed thru to win from last place.
"he didn't earn it. He just Steven Bradburied his way into the job"
by Sydsal June 01, 2021
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