Wet Tony

When a person puts their finger into spit(there own or someone else's) and shoves that finger up another persons nose.

That retard girl was drooling on my desk. So I scooped up her spit and gave her a wet Tony. That will teach her.

by Adam weird June 4, 2019

Wet neck

When one coughs after using an ecig

Steph's got wet neck

by Jones lad December 2, 2022

wet cornelieus

When a midget blow up doll slips his semi errect midget cock in your ear

Ohh shit!! I just got a really good wet cornelieus in the 7-eleven alley the other night.

by Griche$ January 15, 2018

wet smoker

someone who primarily smokes cigarettes after drinking.

"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."

by honestpooper November 15, 2021

Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick

Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd

by Nicolade May 25, 2016

Wet tent

The result of having wet underwear from ejaculating and a boner under your underwear making it look like a wet tent

Bro I was too lazy to get a towel so I made a wet tent

This girl was dancing on me and she made me wet my tent

by BRENDEEZIII July 25, 2014