Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.

Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!

by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

Waffle

Sevendust’s most mainstream song

Waffle is sevendust heaviest song

by Nascarfan2007 October 23, 2022

Waffle turned spoon

Someone who changes opinion quickly, someone often looked down upon for not having any moral basis of opinion

Man that guy is such a waffle turned spoon

by Obviously correct April 12, 2023

Waffletragel

Waffletragel is another word for semen, genually used when describing someone.

Ricky: Don't cum allover my face
Tim: You better shut up then you mad waffletragel!
Ricky: Alright daddy

by LebronsCousin October 9, 2023

Wafflenomics

Wafflenomics is the study of supreme waffling, usually employed in tense situations.

"How do you plan on presenting this investment opportunity? " "I'm going to use my wafflenomics degree to sell them of the idea they wont be able to not listen"

by Mr Scary's Creepiest Ghoul November 5, 2023

Bonus Waffle

Commonly known as a parting gift after a one night stand with your partner to let them know that you enjoyed their company.

The sex with John last night was terrible, but at least he gave me a bonus waffle before I left.

by munchbox April 26, 2013

The Waffle Tinkerer

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon

I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction

by TheSlangMasta October 4, 2014