whiffle waffle

To sneeze in someone else's mouth

You did a whiffle waffle in my mouth!

by Matt_Himself July 21, 2008

butt waffle

A waffle excreted by anal orphus.

An alternative to the phrase douche bag

Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle

by Siegasaurus June 29, 2007

White Waffle

A sexual act when a man ejaculates in to a waffle iron thus making a white waffle. The, he feeds it to his partner.

I made my girl a high protein white waffle last night. She loved it.

by Jacksmywaffle January 15, 2011

Waffle

A verb describing something that is left to the imagination.
Waffle, waffled, waffling, waffles

"He's been waffling all day."
"They went out and waffled last night"

by Sam Swift October 9, 2004

chunky waffle butt

disgusting cellulite and fat which is found on a person's ass and thigh area, usually it is seen on fat/obese women at the beach wearing the teenyest bikinis, or sunbathing naked

damn, that bitch has got some crazy ass chunky waffle butt!! how do they let people like this on the beach? it makes me sick! hahaha

by E=mc2 July 18, 2006

Twat-waffle

a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.

My ex-girlfriend is being a twat-waffle with my new girlfriend, that cock-block.

by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 30, 2007

waffle ass

An ass that has so much cellulite it resembles a waffle.

I was about to have sex with this girl but when she pulled down her pants,
I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.

by ham May 10, 2004