Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter

:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks

by colt2131 July 15, 2022

Moose

Completion of a difficult task

Thats moose, is what I told Shefali has she dunked on me.

by Merri the fart July 9, 2022

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Moose Knuckle

The masculine form of Camel Toe.

Think 'bone in camel toe'

Never wear your sisters track pants unless you really want to put your moose knuckle out there....

by AussieObserver November 1, 2018

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that enjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

v sry to copy....ffiends bday and there were errors in original (buying the mug). here is a random example (all credit goes to original owner): the moose was hungry.

by insertuserhere August 2, 2016

I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.

"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."

by Higgs66 February 8, 2017

moose pocket

A girl with a phat pussy

Guy one: Yea Ronda was cool, she def has a moose pocket
Guy two: aw hail yea a phat pussy!!

by i♥u April 1, 2024