Taking a deuce

The process of defication. See also gettin' grumpy.

After three burritos, a cup of coffee and a cigarette, I'll be taking a deuce for hours.

Taking a deuce by Crazy Nug August 11, 2006

Taking the late bus

The act of taking the late bus, meaning to walk out from a school event with one or more friend, your excuse being "to take the late bus".

A sarcastic remark to let people know that they don't need to know where you're going or what you're talking about.

"Hey Margaret, let's go take the late bus!"

"Yeah, let's ditch play rehearsal for a while."

"What are you guys doing?"

"SHUT UP BEN, WE'RE TAKING THE LATE BUS OKAY?"

Taking the late bus by bustaker April 30, 2009

oh she's taking it 

when someone (usually a woman) goes something really good at a prestigious event, or just in general.

person 1: did you see Taylor Swift's dress?
person 2: oh she's taking it yasssssssssss

oh she's taking it by donatellayeri May 4, 2023

Taking 10 

An act of self pleasuring or masturbation which occurs during an interval of time never exceeding 10 minutes. The key to success is having a paper towel and an empty dorm room.

TJ: I'm gonna go take 10 i'll be back soon.
Pete: I stopped taking 10 a while ago now i'm up to 35.

Taking 10 by Travastar June 27, 2009

Talling 

The act of cutting someone else's penis off and sewing it onto yours to make it taller

Johnny went out talling again and it was not a pretty sight

Talling by Someguythingguy January 12, 2015

Taking old one eye to the optometrist 

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

Taking old one eye to the optometrist by Dano69 November 14, 2006

taking carrie to the prom 

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

taking carrie to the prom by Asspirate November 7, 2004