Someone who you'd sit with at lunch but is too weird and/or stupid to hang out with anywhere else. In many cases could be a fuck boy.
by Sovereign K. December 20, 2014
Get the Lunch Table Friend mug.The most secluded table in a restaurant, requested by patrons--often those who are engaged in an illicit love affair--who don't want to be noticed by others.
Halfway through lunch I saw Sam and Angela sitting at the cheaters' table in the corner, staring into each other's eyes over their salads and wine. I wonder what her husband would say about that!
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Get the enchanting table mug.Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.
Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008
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Get the Booking a table at dominos mug.A cyber meeting place for geeks who spend endless hours in front of their computers and invite similar minded people to join them at their virtual table where they chat about inane topics.
OMG, I ust got invited to the join Da Cool Kidz Table. After all the time I've spent zoing, it's about time. I finally earned my virtual wings.
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