surf's up

When you and/or a bunch of your friends piss/shit, pour bong water, rotten milk, anything nasty into a trashcan and lean it up some unlucky person's front door. You then knock on the door, run away and when they open the door yell "SURF'S UP!!!!"

Variation: Place a Ken doll into the trash can with a flag in it's hand reading "Surf's up!" so that it will pour in the house when the door is opened.

Yo this bitch pee'd in bed so I gave her the surf's up.

by Bitch titties August 23, 2005

sureth

An awesome person who has the ability to ruin anybody's shit by putting their finger on a table, or something like that.

Shit, dude, that sureth person totally caused my ribcage to break. He came over to my house without anybody's permission, drank some seltzer water, and WAM - on the floor I was with a broken ribcage.

by Sureth July 27, 2004

silver surfer that ho

(v.) the act of pulling out, coming on a woman's chest and stomach, and sprinkling silver glitter on your load as she falls asleep. In most cases, the male uses a tin foil condom.

1. I forgot to buy glitter and foil, otherwise I was gonna silver surfer that ho last night.
2. We don't superman no mo'; we just silver surfer dat ho! YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!

by D V C November 22, 2007

Cow Surfer

Surfer looking types that generaly wear some form of John Deere apparel often in conjunction with a Carhartt jacket

"Hey cow surfer, Get a hair cut!"

by Da_Elf777 January 5, 2006

butthole surfer

There are a lot of butthole surfers at Santa Rosa Middle School.

Including....well, we don't have to name them.

by cherrypopscle007 May 3, 2003

surfer

A girl (or perhaps a homosexual male) of loose moral fiber - if it swells, she will ride it.

Dad: "Check out that naughty Mary Jane Rottenbox over there sleazing onto that guy."

Son: "Looks like a surfer to me - I think he's gonna pork her."

Dad: "Son, he's not gonna pork her."

by JT Amish March 18, 2011

Surf and Turf

When you eat a steak or hamburger then go and eat a girl’s pussy.

Did you hear about Tory? He had surf and turf in the parking lot of the Walmart.

by Zack Copeland December 22, 2017