steamed

to have swift sexual intercourse in a inconvenient location or situation.

"did you here about jimmy? he steamed some bird in a bush outside the Florence in Rotherham"

by Darrell Blake September 15, 2006

Steamer

One who lacks any mental capacity, otherwise known as a tool. Someone who often makes a total fool of themselves.

Did you see Emma at the party last night?
Yeah, what a Steamer!

by jellyfish94 January 11, 2011

Southall Steamer

The act of defiling a /zom/ top hat by leaving a pile of shit in it.

Solemn should not have left his top hat on the IRC table, Evilnick shat in it when he was not looking.

He was Southall Steamered for disrespecting the top hat.

by CyAdora March 22, 2009

Stanley Steamer

When you take a dump in a girl's mouth and proceed to mouth fuck her.

I was having sex with Betty, when it dawned on me that a Stanley Steamer would top off the experience.

by Steve Hancock December 14, 2008

steasantly

Steaasantly ploned === pleasantly stoned

So steasantly man, ploned man, awww

by Neil. T-H. September 17, 2008

Steager

To steager is to reach a state of sexual arousal i.e. a hard on, with little or no stimulation. Oft related to pre-pubescent males.

Last night Anne touched my knee and I steagered.

by Fairy4 May 3, 2009

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010