squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

squid

another slang for semen

" Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"

by Sad Banana May 2, 2020

Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense

How do you say Squid in Ranch?

by themontrealman June 1, 2020

squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game

Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!

by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020

Squid

A bad sum bitch that makes your girlfriends panties wet by doing wheelies with no gear on.

Omg!!!! Babe, did you see that squid do a wheelie? I’m so wet!!!

by Squidward2020 June 26, 2020

SquibSquamed

When you are faded and wasted, basically a super cross-fade.

Jonny got squibsquamed last night, he doesn't remember a thing.

by honka donka July 12, 2020

squib

a boy with a big nose

see that boy over there, he has a squib

by samantha guyan July 28, 2020