Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.
AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.
One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.
One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.
I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.
Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.
Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021
Get the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS mug.The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
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so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september
girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D
girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
boy: there is jokes on u :D
girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
by idk thb November 1, 2021
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Get the No Squirt September mug.The act of having a sexual intercourse while wearing a condom and after you ejaculated you tie the condom and poke a hole in the tip and squeeze the semen all over the girl.
Dude me and Heather were knocking boots and when I finished I hit her with the 'Carolina Squirt Gun'
by Mingster November 17, 2021
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noun: When you take white cake frosting, take food coloring and make separate frosting colors of the rainbow, frost inside of a woman's vagina with it, then perform oral sex on her while licking the frosting out until she squirts.
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