by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014
Get the one square wondermug. A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.
Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.
Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.
They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.
Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.
They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons
major malfunction.
Hooman 2 - let's move away from it
for it is a fucking square
There is no fun to be had
in its presence.
major malfunction.
Hooman 2 - let's move away from it
for it is a fucking square
There is no fun to be had
in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
Get the Squaremug. Being square or box-like in stature.
by Jallawsome September 8, 2011
Get the Square Guymug. 
A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
Get the Square Bitchmug. by Sad Boi George November 4, 2019
Get the Square upmug. Example: I lost my squareness to Betty the other day. It was moist and squishy but I liked it.
Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?
Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.
Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?
Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.
by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021
Get the Losing your squarenessmug.