Simp

a fucking idiot who is going to be a full on sweat and use his MacDonalds Wifi to impress a bitch with his mad fortnite skills and compliments them and makes them think theyre good when really they dont deserve the Victory Royale

Kid: Wow Girl you for real good at this game i might have to wifey you for it
Person W Common Sense: Ayo stfu you simp you sound so dumb

by yourmomsbestfriend2,0 March 31, 2021

Simp

one who donates their entire salary to Bella Delphine.

guy: look at that man on the streets

guy 2: yeah , I know him he lost all his money to simping

by Kaleb Moayed March 31, 2021

Simp-son

A group of simps

All my friends are a bunch of simp-sons

by It's just water April 4, 2021

Simp Virus

A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.

Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!

by BisexualStrawberry;) April 12, 2021

Simp

A man who does way too much for some one other than his wife.

Luke Altorfer is a simp for Madelyn Flanigan

by ajp3107 April 18, 2021

Simp

Simp

Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.

Sean Mcleary is a Simp for Ocean Sinclair

by Simp Mcleary April 25, 2021

SIMP

Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.

You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.

by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021