e-simp

A Beta male who prioritizes e-girls, and talks excessively anywhere online where he can get attention from any female, but will only ever get minimal attention if any.

Ex 1: I was playing with Danny, and out of no where he asked if i could leave so an e-girl can join, what an e-simp.

Ex 2: Tim hasn't played with me in days, he has been an e-simp to that e-girl that finally let him play with her.

Ex 3: Lenny has been blowing up our discord with messages to that e-girl that doesn't ever talk he's being an e-simp.

by TotalAccess November 01, 2018

no more simp

A brand created by 3 brothers in San Francisco. It is a reference to the Simp or Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. The phrase also means no more simping aka no longer idolizing mediocre pussy.

Person 1: Yo no more simp dropped a new collab t

Person 2: No fucking way that’s sick af

by funny ace 2 November 20, 2019

Alpha Simp

According to Youtuber Aloona Larionova, someone who admits and owns up to being a simp.

*found on her soobridit*
badkillerz101: Let's be honest. Who wouldn't be a simp for Aloona?"
Hades_do_bem: So that means that you are a SIMP
badkillerz101: Hell yeah, I'll admit it.

Aloona: *gasp* That's an Alpha Simp.

by Yoshiro Hiroto May 14, 2020

sexy simp

the person reading this

no actually, you’re a sexy simp

by ny🌚 May 20, 2020

Levi simp

Usally a levi simp is totally in love with levi (usually a Breanna)

Sammyboi:hey bree what would you last want when you die

Breeana: LEVI!
Sammyboi:LMAO THE FACT YOU AWNCERED THAT FAST MAKES YOU A LEVI SIMP!!

by SAMMY BOIIIIIII🎤šäWãrAśęNàī🥰 December 23, 2020

marauders simp

A person, within this reality, who is obsessed with 4 dead gay wizards from a different reality

Damn, I love prongsie and snuffles so much, I am such amarauders simp

by marauderssimp_1080 September 15, 2021

Hisoka Simp

Someone who simps for Hisoka Morow from Hunter x Hunter, normally they can be trusted, they all have an addiction to sweets, and they're all mentally unstable

Person 1:who do you simp for? I simp for Kurapika!
Person 2:I- I'm a Hisoka Simp-
Person 1: oh- that's okay!

by Moonmoon<3 February 25, 2021