When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.
Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"
by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015
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by Andrew A December 22, 2003
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by Richard MacDougal April 5, 2008
Get the Salty Macdougal mug.When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.
by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008
Get the Salty Eye mug.Before a man gets a blow job. He jacks off and cums all over his own dick. He then lets it dry and waits for his wife, girlfriend, etc. to come home and suck it. Then Bamm saltiest dick she's ever sucked!
Jen asks her boyfriend Rudy to give her the Salty French Fry as foreplay. She says it spikes her blood pressure and makes the sex that much more enjoyable.
by DJR1986 August 25, 2010
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by scoosba September 20, 2012
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Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.
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