Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

Relationship Dick

Dick so good you can't let anyone else have it.

"I've never fucked some who did not want to be with me, I have relationship dick"

by bluewrite September 17, 2023

Relationsheep

A predator and prey relationship between two individials.Mostly emotionally or sexually

Have you recently seen sally?she is soo ruined by that relationsheep.
That Daniel guy you men?

yep,

by TourageKnight October 27, 2023

Relationship

Something YOU'LL never have

Chay : I wish I had a relationship with Kenshi..

Kim and Shalom : That'll never happen

by Potato Kim The Shipper November 5, 2023

Relationship Edging

Being on the verge of dating someone but not officially dating them

“Yo, you dating ____?”

“Nah.”

“But you text them, FaceTime, and other shit everyday.”

“I don’t know man I’m just not.”

“Quit relationship edging.”

by AMT_Beats November 9, 2023

Relationships

Not if they're only having one because none of the fat-cocks want them.

Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Relationshit

A relationship that is such an utter dumpster fire abortion of a trainwreck, that it makes your life completely shitty and miserable, there by transforming from a relationship into a relationshit. The official line of relationship turns into relationshit is when you do nothing but fight with each other and fornicate with each other. When all you do together is FIGHT and FORNICATE = RELATIONSHIT (Congrats! The line has been crossed from relationship to relationshit!)

Dude, I'm either gonna leave Gertrude or I'm going to unalive myself! I CANNOT STAND BEING IN THIS RELATIONSHIT ANYMORE!

by Stew Pidassal May 5, 2024