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pinch punch first day of the month

Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '
Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me:
by Vx_J November 1, 2017
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Velvet Punch

I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.

Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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Butt Punch

When you're fucking and the dick slides all the way out of the pussy and on its way back in it misses and punches the tight butt hole causing pain to both parties.
Last night Ben butt punched me, it hurt so bad, we had to stop completely.
by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018
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toe punch

When a stripper slides a condom over a participants foot; The stripper inserts the foot into herself and begins to ride the participants foot.
“Dude, when we were in Thailand, we took Smith to get his first toe punch!”
by LSDelux July 18, 2018
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Hausa punch

A fast deadly punch thrown in a downward arc towards the face of an unlucky receiver. This punch was probably invented by Mohammed when Abraham tried cutting his foreskin. Abraham probably fainted BTW. It is almost the same as a Yoruba punch just that the Yoruba punch has less effect.
Nigga 1: Oshiomole, watchout! Watch out! That nigga coming with the Hausa punch!
Nigga 2: Obasanjo, I can handle...
(Nigga 2 gets knocked tf out
by Cigo the god September 6, 2018
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Two Punch Man

One Punch Man but he can destroy anything in 2 hits.
Two Punch Man is sad :(.
by TheAngryNerd May 9, 2019
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Canadian Hole Punch

When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.
I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.
by Dirty Dal January 27, 2010
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