Douchebag Faggy Pants 

The kid who you just want to beat the shit out of. The Annoying Faggot who is just asking to get slapped in the face with a massive cock.

Jack is a Douchebag Faggy Pants

Douchebag Faggy Pants by Nukka Joe Brown March 15, 2007

explosion in his pants 

Explosion in his pants - Phrase.

1. Denotes an epic ejaculation brought on by a wank by another party.

Michael shuddered due to the thermonuclear explosion in his pants brought on by Jacinta's expert willy jerking technique.

explosion in his pants by Connor McCarthy October 18, 2006

Jizzed In My Pants 

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

Jizzed In My Pants by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

lumpy pants 

Usully descirbed when a mal has a HUGE erection which makes his pants look "lumpy"

We just gobbled Jorge and Alex's knobs and now they have lumpy pants!

lumpy pants by Crotchet and Winston October 3, 2007

Pookie Pants 

two words given to your boyfriend or girlfriend to make them stop being angry at you.

him: shut up dummyhead.
her: but pookie pants...
him:im sorry. i love you.

Pookie Pants by sawaaahhhh February 1, 2009

pillow pants 

A reference in Clerks 2. A lie told to repressed christian girls to prevent them from having pre-marital sex. The name "pillow pants" is that of the fictional troll that lives in the girl's vagina that will cut off any penis that enters.

Pillow pants is the name of the troll...that lives in her pussy...

pillow pants by Tony B.G.L.L. July 26, 2006

SUV in the pants 

a gargantuan butt, more extreme than junk in the trunk

I look away when she's in the room. She's got an SUV in her pants. Each buttock is like a VW Beatle

SUV in the pants by mandingoe June 1, 2004