Honey Pants

A small sticky residue left in ones pants after a small accident in the middle of the night.

Scott has honey pants after a very interesting dream last night

by Jesus the Inventer October 1, 2008

Jason's pants

Jason's pants are so dirty and stinky.

"Would you like to get in Jason's pants?" answer: no

by 2u3iy1 April 24, 2011

arty pants

1. someone who thinks they know a lot about art

2. crafty trousers

3. creative heavy breathing

Marie: Picasso is sooooo overrated. I prefer the juxtaposed dichotomies of Marden's self referential formative work.
Antoine: mmm hhmmmm. How do you figure that Miss Arty Pants?

Ooooooo... embroidery. I love your arty pants!

Marie decided to experiment during sex with Antoine and expressed her satisfaction with a chorus of moans and arty pants.

by mshell July 20, 2008

vadge pants

Any dude what akts like a pussy.

Hey! Where you goin' Johnny Vadge Pants?

by Simbiotik April 29, 2008

Hand Pants

Cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. Hot Pads.

Ned: "Shit man, this pan is HOT!"
Joel: "Yo dude, utilize these hand pants."

by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

Pants Paradise

the sexual goal. Where lustful people go once they get into someone's pants.

buy me a burrito and some beans and rice, but it won't get you into Pants Paradise.

by Swt Luv October 12, 2008

Meanie-Pants

A person who is being mean... a disrespectful, violent, hateful, or negative person.

Stop being such a meanie-pants!

by MissMB May 21, 2018