Golden Panda

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

by HunkyDory December 18, 2012

sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016

Flash the panda

To do something outrageously stupid without thinking about the consequences.

Good luck at your new job. Make sure you don't flash the panda when meeting everyone.

Oh man, that was so embarrassing for him, he totally flashed the panda there.

by Wesley F. July 14, 2019

Panda Mingling

Frisky pandas in the wild.

Dan, stop panda mingling!!!!

by 111115 October 6, 2011

panda downs

When you eat at panda express and after 1-2 hours you feel awful, tired, and regretful that you ate there.

Yo I'd love to play basketball later but I just had lunch and got the worst case of panda downs.

by melksteak April 30, 2015

Red Panda

A ginger that is shitty at tennis

Yuliya, let's crush this stupid red panda and send him crying back to the UK.

by imnotjimmy September 19, 2022

Panda

A person of mixed race that is both black and white.

Joey: shut up you stupid panda

Ryan: what the fuck do you mean by that?

Joey: you’re black and white

Ryan: are you fucking kidding me?

Joey: 🐼

by Detective Deez January 11, 2023