by aho89 November 22, 2011

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better
by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

by T592423 May 31, 2018

Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.
Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?
Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?
Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
by Who am I again? November 4, 2008

Masturbate while flaccid
by ChocAn January 17, 2024

bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates
applesause-man because he kills babies.
applesause-man because he kills babies.
by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 5, 2019
