Skip to main content

Green Goblin

Not only the biggest GOAT of all of the supervillains, but one individual who definitely deserves a spot in the hall of fame.
"Did you watch the new movie, Spiderman: No Way Home?

"Yeah dude it was sick"

"Who killed aunt may again?"

"it was the Green Goblin, he is the goat dude!"
by protein bor August 9, 2022
mugGet the Green Goblinmug.

Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.
“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”
by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021
mugGet the Cobble Goblinmug.

Adomition Goblin

Someone who actually thinks that the Adomition Hub on SCP is good, in other words, a mentally retarded "person".
Hey did you see the new Adomition chapter it was so good!

You should off yourself you Adomition Goblin
by SCP Fan February 18, 2023
mugGet the Adomition Goblinmug.

Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
mugGet the Ghosts n Goblinsmug.

Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.
Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.
by Ainur March 25, 2025
mugGet the Goblin Lampshademug.

bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
mugGet the bullet goblinsmug.

Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
mugGet the Goblin Weedmug.

Share this definition