To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.
He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.
by the juggler November 20, 2013
Get the Flat Top mug.A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.
Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK
Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK
by Doctor Chuck April 30, 2009
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Get the Rocky top mug.CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.
Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010
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Get the hummingbird top mug.When the lava in a lava lamp combines to form a large gelatinous, miraculous, and hypnotizing creation at the top. This creation proceeds to pull downward under the force of gravity. It often takes the shape of a midget banana. It then drips...hence a top drip.
by istandwitness October 6, 2005
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