Moon School

(noun) Where a person young or old that is slow, or hard of understanding may have or had gone to school.

Q: What's wrong with that girl? Why is she so dumb?
A: Oh, she's a graduate of moon school.

by moon grad 08 May 17, 2011

Moon Luge

Similar to "Snail Trailing", except done with your ass crack, preferably sweaty. Bare ass cracked starting from the bridge of the nose down to the tip, place ass crack and slide!

Not only was I Teabagged, they threw in a Moon Luge for good measure!

by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth November 2, 2012

moon lander

Getting to 3rd base with a guy

Tyler: "Chris will planting his flag in that guys moon. Moon landing succesful".
Harold: "Chris is the best moon lander"
Tyler : "He is my idol!!"

by Ben Mi hover March 30, 2016

Moon rainbow

A rainbow that can only be seen at night because it is made with the light from the moon and light rain

Hey bro is moon rainbows actual a thing. Nah mate your just so stoned

by Is this life? July 19, 2016

Mononix

An annoying douchebag who always tells everyone he can hack, but in reality he can't.

That person is a Mononix.

by Doctor No Nose May 30, 2016

Moon Lit

When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.

Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"

Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."

by TrillaryClinton November 14, 2016

moon hill

When you pour promethazine & codiene into a Boones Farm.

Man that boy chill just po'd up a moon hill he bout to be sauced up

by Chillminded November 16, 2016