braiding the mouse 

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair

After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours

braiding the mouse by GristleMittens March 5, 2025

Painter's mouse 

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

Painter's mouse by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse 

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.

For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse by The Muntologist May 4, 2025

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025

Toilet paper mouse

Action: When you wrap a tampon in toilet paper thus making it look like a mouse.

Meaning: No matter how cute one is their true personality will always unveil.

Deeper Meaning: No matter how hard one covers up their true personality the rotten stench will always seep through.

Person 1: "i can't believe Jerry was actually like that?!" Person 2: "i know, he was a real toilet paper mouse"

Toilet paper mouse by MiddyPeaches May 17, 2026

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12 oz. Mouse 

a cartoon with 22 results on rule 34

Cartoonaboo: 12 oz. Mouse SUCKS ASS

12 oz. Mouse by GiantVixen April 27, 2023