morning boot

When one is kicked out of a random sexual partner's bed because the random sexual partner has something to do (e.g. go to work).

"Hey dude I hooked up with Erica again last night but I just got the morning boot. You trying to get breakfast?"

by Zavcaptain October 14, 2013

morning song

a song you play the morning after having sex. usually about breaking up or the loss of love

what are you listening to?

Oh just a morning song, sarah broke up with me last night.

by Heldreth23 March 5, 2017

Mooling

Mooling is when you have just watched a film and you are in the mood of the film

Jim: Hi mike I just watched creed let’s do boxing
Mike:your mooling aren’t you

by Hdhdjrnndbxxis June 25, 2019

morning wood struggle

When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?

This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.

by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020

Morning

Look in your pants

"Must be morning"

by SussybakaVagina April 2, 2022

Moms Morning Surprise

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.

Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.

by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010

The Morning Lou

The act of maturbating to the point of ejaculation then waking up the women beside you and saying "I made you breakfast, B*tch" then ejaculating in or around her mouth.

She had it coming, she got a good the morning lou"

by Jimi Cassanova $@/\/m@/\/ December 6, 2010