crystal light

white people kool-aid

Person 1: "Do you want a drink? I only have white people kool-aid"
Person 2: "I thought kool-aid was white people kool-aid"
Person 1: "Nope, Crystal light is white people kool-aid"

by B Chris August 31, 2006

Red Light

A way of telling someone to be quiet, or shut up. Or it can be used a way to interrupt.

*Girl Talking Shit*
Girl 1 - OMG. She's such a slut, like I would kick her ass.
Girl 2 - I'm going to have to red light you real quick. Stop talking shit.

OR.
*Two males in fight*
Guy - Is it a scrap? Like what's good? Nize it.
Guy 2 - Nize it? RED LIGHT, RED LIGHT. Come at me then.

by IgnoranceIsBlissTHO May 3, 2012

C Light

term from adult films from "cunt light", the light source that is devoted to illuminating female genitalia

"Ron your fat ass is casting a shadow on teh c-light and we can't see Amber's meat curtains!"

by Ppt Ranger November 4, 2003

speed of light

The speed that light travels (if it doesn't say in what medium, then it implies the speed that light travels *in vacuum*) Light travels at 2.99792458E8m/s, or approximated to 3.0E8m/s, in vacuum. Due to the lazy nature of physicists, this number is commonly denoted as a constant c in calculations. The Theory of Relativity predicted that no moving object in the universe has a speed that exceeds c. Therefore, if you hear something is traveling faster than the speed of light, it's non sense.

A light-year is the distance that light can travel in a year. The speed of light is about 3.0E8m/s, and a year has 3.1536E7 seconds. Therefore, a light-year is about 9.46E15 meters.

by the guy July 25, 2004

Liberal Light

A liberal that believes in greater equality for some people and but not everyone. See Classical Liberal. Unlike Modern liberals who fought to extend rights beyond white men the Liberal Light show a uneasiness to support greater advances in democracy.

In short weak on freedom

some Liberal Lights tend to like to assume that anyone who doesn't follow their outdated form of liberalism are socialist; however that is only a weak attempt to smear Modern Liberals.

by Truth Shall Set You Free April 12, 2008

big light

Boltonian way of classifying the main light, as opposed to wall lights usually located in living room or "front room".

Synonymous to Peter Kay and any other fellow Boltonians.

"Put t' big light on"

by John G 1986 January 1, 2006

beast light

horribly disgusting beer equivalent of piss water that's most widely known as milwaukee's best light. incredibly cheap and only drinkable when absolutely fucking tanked. also a source of alcoholism among college students.

Guy 1: Grab me a beer.
Guy 2: Ok here's a beast light...
Guy 1: Fuck your stupid ass piss water!

by cueball4839 January 17, 2009